if i wasnt that bruce jenner lover

i would tweet:

• why does every huffpo article insist on a fucking malfunctioning slideshow
• wish i wasn't only genuinely excited about life when i'm watching the beyonce dvd
• the best way to combat homesickness is to stare intently outside your dorm window, crying single tears for a 15 second montage, studies show

oh and

maybe i'll tweet them all and followers will be like what and like i still don't care and i'll be yay success